Mommyhood

Luke: Mom do you wish you were me? 
Me: All the time
Luke: I wish I was Ewika.
Me: How come?
Luke: Because she's so cute!!!
Me: You're cute too though!!
Luke: I know that MOM!!

Brad on the first day of Kindergarten I wrote the kids notes and when I offered to read his to him he insisted that I not, and that he was going to put it in his backpack and read it on the way home "after I learn how to read".
On the way home:
Brad: I still have that letter in my backpack, Mom.
Me: Oh really?  Did you read it?
Brad: No, not yet.  We didn't learn how to read yet.
Me: Well, anytime you want me to read it to you I will :)
Brad: I can proably read it on Monday.

Erika found Noah's ee-oh (satiny piece of material) in the car the other day when it was just she and I at the store, and made it hers.  When I got her out of the car I took it away and she immediately started FREAKING OUT.  She was hitting me, screaming, kicking her legs!!  I could not believe it.  It actually made me laugh so hard that I almost peed myself, but really, she's nine months old!!!  What kind of tantrums will we see when she's two???

Brad: I'm Noah's sick dog.  I have to be boxed up because I'm wild and sick.
Then I see Noah come marching down the hall like someone who just saw his sick dog out of it's box and needs to go take care of that......

Luke: "Mom can I play I mean do you want to play Tetris with me?"

Noah: Mom, Wooky huht me.
Me: Uh-OH!!  Should we beat him up?
Noah: No, just talk to him.
Such a peacemaker :)