Funnies

SOME OF THE RECENT FUNNIES- WITH THE KIDS' HELP OF COURSE- my memory is not this good.
-The other night, Luke had earned a "20 minute hug" (long story- he just loves to see how long he can hug me at night- it's totally a stalling technique, but I'll take it), so I grabbed him and put him awkwardly on my lap (he's getting too big :) )while we both giggled about it.  Then, when we'd finally settled and it got quiet, he sqeezed out a rotten, little, fart out of his bum!!!  RIGHT ON MY LAP!!!  SO GROSS!  But still SO FUNNY!!  We both busted up laughing.
- In bed, in the morning, Molly was counting all the bars on her bed, "one, two, one, two, one, two... TWO!!!"  So cute!!
- One time Luke, got a cup of water and said: knock knock
Noah: who's there?
Luke: Spit on
Noah: Spit on who?
Luke, getting a sip of water, SPIT and said: Spit on you!
- When Charity and Kelly were in bed and trying to draw on each other's faces, so we got into a marker battle after, going back and forth.  And then she tried to draw on my face as part of the battle and her arm slipped and stabbed Charity in the face and left a marker streak on her face.  Then that night- Kelly drew smiley faces on her cheek.  Pretty funny.
- Bradley wanted me to point out how Molly eats Ramen noodles :).  We all love it!!
- Molly keeps telling everyone about how she "Pee.  Bah." (peed in the bath).  I have to keep correcting her because it was actually POOP!!!  SO GROSS!!!  And she screamed bloody murder when it happened.  Since I was in the shower, I thought she'd turned up the water and burned herself again (yes, that's happened too), but to my surprise- it was just her own poop floating around in the water.  So gross.
- Recently we were sitting in our car and we were about to get dinner so Luke told Molly to say this, "Di-nner, di-nner, di-nner" but Molly says it like this, "Ni-nner, ni-nner, ni-nner" so Luke turned it into a rap like this, "Na na na na na na ninner, na na na na na na na ninner!" and she snaps her fingers around like Luke.
- When Luke was playing on the computer, he was playing a game and then Molly likes to pound on the keyboard whenever I do it and she was doing that so Luke said, "Molly, that is not okay! Don't do that!" and she yelled back, "IT OTAY!!!" over and over again.  They got video to prove it.
- Noah was laying on the floor calling out Molly's name really cute and she came running over and tackled him.
- One time Luke was down in the creek fishing and he told Bradley he was bored and would go back upstairs and to the house, and he went up there and he saw Molly sitting next to a broken jar, holding a bag with a bunch of M&Ms in it.  When Dad told him the story, he said that Molly had tried to get some candy out of the jar and kept talking about how the jar broke.  She was so cute about it.  Dad told her to pick up the m&ms but she kept snacking on them along the way.
- Nate was looking for his charger and Molly pointed to the end table drawer and sure enough- that's where it was!
- Kelly walked with Molly around the entire block and it took like two hours, but she had to stop and walk up to everyone's porches and touch the pumpkins.  Then she taught her how to step on the cruchy leaves.  It was pretty cute.  Now she thinks of Kelly every time she steps on crunchy leaves.
- Whenever we drive by the animal house Molly always has to go, "Hi mammos, bubye mammos!" Very routinely.  It's hilarious.
- Molly makes us take a walk to see the animals at least once a day.  Usually more.  She misses the Halloween decorations already.  "Bido??" (Spider)
- Molly was watching Charity get jammies on and noticed that she wears the same thing that mommy does.  "MOMMY!!!" pointing and very thrilled to notice the similarity... cute girl.